At LiquiTech, we believe the brain is the most promising vector for opportunity in the advancement of the world's available intellect, driving us one step forward in the march towards the next step in human evolution. We are proud of our plug-ins, and we're proud to continually power our customer base with progressively more reasons, triggers, and pathways for maximal brain utilization and customization. No one knows your mind better than you except for us!
At LiquiTech, our ever-growing collection of 147 patents, 98 trademarked synergy enhancement strategies, [redacted] trusted investors, and 72 peer-annotated breakthrough report segments that have been published in 26 globally relevant scientific journals of technology and cited over 47,302 times (and counting!) has, is, and will continue to ensure a past, present, and future of unparalled mastery of the mechanics and capitalization of the mind. We count ourselves lucky to have been gifted the insight and the acumen to bear lucrative fruit in a crowded market that has the potential to affect consumers and corporations alike for centuries to come. Your brain is our business.
At LiquiTech, all it took was a rag-tag group of hackers, scientists, engineers, and artificially sentient subkernels to spin up what would eventually become the world leader in wetware architecture and enhancement technologies. Through a simple combination of grit, determination, and several seed investment rounds from familial advisory sub-councils, this assemblage of plucky dreamers could almost do nothing but create the future they both wanted and knew in their hearts that they deserved, owned, and earned, and they called that future LiquiTech. With just a little help, what wouldn't your mind not be capable of?
At LiquiTech, we value our treasured, mutually beneficial, and singularly profitable relationship with the hacker community. Without dedicated hackers like you keeping the mainframe periodically penetrated, the many great minds that are now compensated to ensure the security and optimization of the wetwork system infrastructure supporting our neuron-level societal flow paths would never have gotten to where they are today. Thank you for everything you do, hackers, and know that each and every one of you will always have a home within the LiquiTech family - no matter your hat. Where we come from, curiosity is more than just a crime. the pool on the roof >
At LiquiTech, we've made it our mission to hunt down and eradicate the many forms of malware that are constantly surrounding us at all given moments. Think of your wetware as a scared, soft animal, all alone and cowering in the corner of a dark forest that is teeming with worms, bugs, viruses, botnets, Trojan horses, and mailer demons that are all relentlessly chasing and targeting you and only you, with no need to stop for rest, fuel, or excretion. Scared yet? Not to worry. LiquiTech's Premium Security Upgrade™ can keep you safe from all of the scary, scary monsters, sweet baby. Nothing is more vulnerable than the safety of your brain. install your PSU today >
At LiquiTech, we know that tomorrow always comes after today. But we're even more confident that our valued customers and local partner entities need not concern themselves with such concepts as linear time and point-to-point deductive chronological signal route-planning. By trusting LiquiTech with all of your malware security, wetware optimization, and subconscious penetration testing needs, the only thing you need to know about the future is that you don't need to know anything about it at all. Always with you, alwhere with you, alwhen with you.